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It's time to chill out.
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It's time for the moment you've been waiting for...
Preparing the Krabby Patty!
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The Michael Rosen Rap.
You may think I'm happy
You may think I'm sad
You may think I'm crazy
You may think I'm mad
But hang on to your seats
And listen right here
I'm gonna tell you something
That'll burn your ear
A hip, hop, a hip hop hap
I'm giving you all the Michael Rosen Rap
A hip, hop, a hip hop hap
I'm giving you all the Michael Rosen Rap
I was born on the 7th of May
I remember very well that awful day
I was in my mother, curled up tight
Though I have to say, it was as dark as night
Then I hear some people give a shout
"One push, Mrs. Rosen, and he'll be out!"
I'm telling you, that was a puzzle to me
I shouted out, "How'd you know I'm a he?"
Doctor shouted, "Good lord, he can talk!"
I popped out my head, said, "Now watch me walk!"
I juked and jived around that room
Balam-bam-boola balam-ba-diddy-boom
I juked and jived around that room
Balam-bam-boola balam-ba-diddy-boom
A hip, hop, a hip hop hap
I'm giving you all the Michael Rosen Rap
A hip, hop, a hip hop hap
I'm giving you all the Michael Rosen Rap
When I was one, I swam the English Channel
When I was two, I ate a soapy flannel
When I was three, I started getting thinner
When I was four, I ate the dog's dinner
When I was five, I was in a band playing drums
When I was six, I ate a bag of plums
When I was seven, I robbed a bank with my sister
When I was eight, I became prime minister
When I was nine, I closed all the schools
When I was ten, they made me king of the fools
So that's what I am, that's what I be
With an M, with an I, with a K, with an E
That's what I am, that's what I be
Mr. Mike, Mr. Michael, Mr. Rosen, Mr. Me
That's what I am, that's what I be
With an M, with an I, with a K, with an E
That's what I am, that's what I be
Mr. Mike, Mr. Michael, Mr. Rosen, Mr. Me
A hip, hop, a hip hop hap
I'm giving you all the Michael Rosen Rap
A hip, hop, a hip hop hap
I'm giving you all the Michael Rosen Rap
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He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
When you turn on your TV
Make sure it's tuned to channel three
He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch
Although I've never seen him write anything down
He's got a Power Glove and a filthy mouth
Armed with his Zapper he will tear these games down
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
He plays the worst games of all time
Horrible abominations of mankind
They make him so mad he can spit
Or say cowabunga, Cowa-fuckin'-piece'a dog shit
They rip you off and don't care one bit
But this nerd, he doesn't forget it
Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane?
They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck
The characters names are wrong. Why's the password so long?
Why don't the weapons do anything?
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
These games suck so bad, he makes up his own words
He's the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd
He's the Angry... Atari Amiga CDi Colecovision Intellivision Sega Neo Geo Turbo Grafix 16 Odyssey 3DO Commodore Nintendo
Nerd
He's The Angry Video Game Nerd
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