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Sample Platter EP

by iodbc - The Black Box

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B-17 02:59
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It's time for the moment you've been waiting for... Preparing the Krabby Patty!
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The Michael Rosen Rap. You may think I'm happy You may think I'm sad You may think I'm crazy You may think I'm mad But hang on to your seats And listen right here I'm gonna tell you something That'll burn your ear A hip, hop, a hip hop hap I'm giving you all the Michael Rosen Rap A hip, hop, a hip hop hap I'm giving you all the Michael Rosen Rap I was born on the 7th of May I remember very well that awful day I was in my mother, curled up tight Though I have to say, it was as dark as night Then I hear some people give a shout "One push, Mrs. Rosen, and he'll be out!" I'm telling you, that was a puzzle to me I shouted out, "How'd you know I'm a he?" Doctor shouted, "Good lord, he can talk!" I popped out my head, said, "Now watch me walk!" I juked and jived around that room Balam-bam-boola balam-ba-diddy-boom I juked and jived around that room Balam-bam-boola balam-ba-diddy-boom A hip, hop, a hip hop hap I'm giving you all the Michael Rosen Rap A hip, hop, a hip hop hap I'm giving you all the Michael Rosen Rap When I was one, I swam the English Channel When I was two, I ate a soapy flannel When I was three, I started getting thinner When I was four, I ate the dog's dinner When I was five, I was in a band playing drums When I was six, I ate a bag of plums When I was seven, I robbed a bank with my sister When I was eight, I became prime minister When I was nine, I closed all the schools When I was ten, they made me king of the fools So that's what I am, that's what I be With an M, with an I, with a K, with an E That's what I am, that's what I be Mr. Mike, Mr. Michael, Mr. Rosen, Mr. Me That's what I am, that's what I be With an M, with an I, with a K, with an E That's what I am, that's what I be Mr. Mike, Mr. Michael, Mr. Rosen, Mr. Me A hip, hop, a hip hop hap I'm giving you all the Michael Rosen Rap A hip, hop, a hip hop hap I'm giving you all the Michael Rosen Rap
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He's gonna take you back to the past To play the shitty games that suck ass He'd rather have a buffalo Take a diarrhea dump in his ear He'd rather eat the rotten asshole Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd He's the Angry Video Game Nerd When you turn on your TV Make sure it's tuned to channel three He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch Although I've never seen him write anything down He's got a Power Glove and a filthy mouth Armed with his Zapper he will tear these games down He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd He's the Angry Video Game Nerd He plays the worst games of all time Horrible abominations of mankind They make him so mad he can spit Or say cowabunga, Cowa-fuckin'-piece'a dog shit They rip you off and don't care one bit But this nerd, he doesn't forget it Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane? They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck The characters names are wrong. Why's the password so long? Why don't the weapons do anything? He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard These games suck so bad, he makes up his own words He's the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd He's the Angry... Atari Amiga CDi Colecovision Intellivision Sega Neo Geo Turbo Grafix 16 Odyssey 3DO Commodore Nintendo Nerd He's The Angry Video Game Nerd
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released October 19, 2018

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